I would witness my fish, Luigi, preform a Nemo maneuver.
Now, to some explanation. My dad has gotten an obsession with aquariums lately, so we have 5 aquariums, where 3 of them are working and has a fish population of at least one. My dad has gotten us 1 Malawi ciclide, called Single(basically this mofo right here, only bigger akvarier.vgb.no/files/2010/02/…
), which they adopted from their workplace because it killed everyone else in their big-ass aquarium. She is in a small tank by herself and she is currently refurnishing it
with the blood of her enemies
by moving the rocks and sand in it.
Then we got 2 banjo catfish(bqqo.com/files/bunocephalus_co…), Yami and Kage(my sister named them, and she's currently in her Japanese weeabo stage. She wanted to call Single "Naru", because of Naruto. No. Noruto. Single it is.). They hide under the sand in another aquarium, only moving at night. Mostly. At night it's like watching the banjo scene in Deliverance, goddamn. After that, guppies. 7 of them(Basically these: fins.actwin.com/fresh-pics/gup…). Three adults, two adolescents and two barely out of the womb, dang they're TINY! one of them died today. One of the adolescents. My sister cried. I didn't cry, I thought it was sad, but we've barely had them around. Poor fishy. She made it a tomb stone, which said "R.I.P. Lil' Guppy". Rapper Guppy. Best Guppy.
Now, the latest edition to our collection are 2 small algae eaters(Mario and Luigi) and one big one(Gibbs), which were added yesterday. Mario and Luigi was added to the aquarium with a tiny waterfall, which is connected to a waterpump and cleanser. Luigi took this as a challenge and went against the flowing water and just kinda chilled there. Until my mom freaked out. Then he went down to the bottom of the water-pump-thing, just to make her even more freaked out. I dunno if he was upset that Lil' Guppy died or it was his dying wish or something, but he figured today was the day he should pull a Nemo on us. OH SHIT, LIL' GUPPY MIGHT BE PRETENDING TO BE DEAD TO GET TO THE TOILET!
... Never mind, just checked, he's dead. Vicky made a coffin out of napkins for him.
tldr; I have awesome fish thingies. Thank you.